Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Insured for eternity.

Now when go to Heaven you'll
have money waiting for you.
Thanks to "Heavenly Insurance."
For every $9.99 you put
on earth you'll get $1000
in Heaven.
But don't get in a hurry to die
'cos you might end up on Sirius, a planet.
Make checks payable to:
Daniel Dentchev
2424 NW Kearney St, Apt # 5
Portland, OR 97210.